shrimp TOP RAMEN ( missing season packet because you used to season your eggs and potatoes for breakfast )

We almost made Watermelon Sugar becoming absolutely a blue text. Now IT'S TIME FOR GHETTO SPREAD!!!

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INSTRUCTIONS - while water is boiling smash the fuck out of your bag of shrimp TOP RAMEN but be careful to not just throw bag on the ground like you would normally do because remember this one is missing your bag of seasoning. Dont want to fuck up your

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INSTRUCTIONS - while water is boiling smash the fuck out of your bag of shrimp TOP RAMEN but be careful to not just throw bag on the ground like you would normally do because remember this one is missing your bag of seasoning. Dont want to fuck up your spread by throwing your noodles all over your cell. Then add blue text

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Cleaner shrimping

Remembering only the good things about a person or situation and forgetting all the bad.

You are cleaner shrimping everything about this toxic relationship!

by Choxy January 20, 2025

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Shrimp pie

The foul odor of a transgender woman's vagina after a long period of physical activity

When Amber and Nathan went hiking, she had a real shrimp pie waiting for him afterwords.

by TexualSension January 11, 2022

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Shrimp Chan

A wonderful girl from the country of Fakkashian on the planet Kurojiwaka. Shrimp-Chan really like molten ice cream. She has molten ice cream powers and is fighting evil with her partner Emey. Her and Emey were sent to earth and now they’re waiting for the taco apocalypse to begin

She’s Very random and sometimes No one understundom her
Secretly she likes Emey

Seonghwa : Did you see Shrimp-Chan today?
Emey : Yeah, She’s Rolling on water and eating molten ice cream
Seonghwa : Is that normal?
Emey : Yep, Shrimp Chan is so random

by Felix Chopstick May 07, 2019

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