Meat hooker

When you order a hooker for no sexual pleasure, but instead throw deli meats at them. Use different types of deli meats for each player. Bologna, ham and turkey work the best. First person to stick 3 slices wins.

Hey would you like to order hookers this weekend? Only if we play meat hooker!

by Helloitsmichael December 02, 2020

field meat

The chunks of grass and dirt that get caught in a football player's helmet.

"Did you see that tackle? he came up with some serious field meat"

by DebbiT October 12, 2006

fan meat

Musicians who are in it for the groopies, their music isn't all that great, but they always seem to get the chicks/boys.

That Rocko got hisself anudder babe, damn! Mebby if Ah git me a ax I could be som buddies fan meat too.

fan meat

by the Toad September 23, 2010

Dinosaur Meat

Dinosaur meat is the toughest meat there is. Everyone knows that...I mean dinosaurs were b.a.m.fs (bad-ass-mother-fuckers).

Dinosaur meat is a rare commodity sold on the black market.

Dinosaur meat may be a rare delicacy now-a-days but cavemen had tons. Cavemen struggled to eat it all the time.

Dinosaur meat can be compared to off brand beef jerky that you get from Wal-Mart for fifty cents cheaper...even though you know you should have gotten that Jack Links kind.

"Dinosaur meat is so tough that I chipped a tooth"

"This beef jerky is so hard I feel like a caveman eating dinosaur meat"

Guy#1: "Dinosaur meat sure would hit the spot right now"
Guy#2: "Too bad neither of us have dental insurance"

"This beef jerky is so tough that I feel like I just killed and jerkied a dinosaur"

Girl#1: "I might be high but (best way to start a sentance) ...I know what cavemen went through eating their dinosaur meat"

Girl#2: "What?! You're definitely high."

by JennR October 05, 2009

meat dagger

'Meat Dagger' is yet another word for the penis.

Whilst sitting on the head aboard the Greek cruise ship, some strange 'meat dagger' appeared through a hole in the wainscotting, amid coy muttering.

by tikipirate July 20, 2005

Meat-Hammer

Usually in reference to an abnormaly large penis with a large circumference.

"All I remember is a flash, a scream, and a thud as the Meat-Hammer pummeled my interior!"

by Matty D November 23, 2004

Meat Jockey

a woman who prefers it on top during sex, where as she can resemble the up and down motions of a jockey in a horse race.

I bet that girl at the bar is a real meat jockey!

by ChaanaS May 19, 2011