Thick

Definitely not you

Person:Your just not thick sorry
Me: ._.

by JJfresh1234 February 1, 2020

Thick gril

A social media slag used for girls who feel that they are slightly fat but are actually not just good proportions.
(Here gril is just as a joke instead of girl)

I can't believe her sister called her fat she is just a thick gril.

by Hailey Bailey May 1, 2024

Thick as a doorknob

Dumb person

He's as thick as a doorknob

by anonymous September 18, 2020

Thick Greeter

When you donate your used items to a donations center such as a goodwill and you are approached by a "Thick Greeter". A Thick Greeter is a strong burly man who is willing to go above and beyond what it takes to take your donations and make you feel happy.

Oh gosh. I hope when I donate my old clothes today at goodwill donations center that I will be approached by a Thick Greeter.

by ThickGreeter12345 February 2, 2019

Full on thick

Having a raging hard dick

Did you see that girl?! She got me full on thick.

by Poglet jones May 31, 2022

as thick as a Boxing Day turd

A way of describing someone who is thick or stupid.

“She’s as thick as a Boxing Day turd, her!”

by AwesomeGuy898 June 21, 2025

thick footed

To be thick footed is when you are so stubborn or indecisive.

"Why does he always have to be thick footed with me?"

by NoIntentions March 16, 2024