Something that given the right flavor and texture, will instantaneously take away all your negative feelings momentarily...which is why it's dangerous because eating it feels good and you don't know how much you've been overdoing it until you realize, "hey, i'm done with half the container already...ugh, not again."
I had to put on my hoodie and headed to the local CVS at 2 in the morning because I wanted some ice cream but feeling like a big loser who caves to creamy goodness time and time again. It felt like something I shouldn't be doing but hell, I can't wait to get that goodness in me!
by oksixme November 10, 2009
a certain amount of men stand around a bagel and they all try to ejaculate. the last man to cum has to eat the bagel.
bob, steve, donnie, and jake start to jack off around a bagel and they all cum but steve so steve eats the bagel thats why its called cream on a bagel
by a.v.s.p. January 06, 2009
Ice Creaming is practicaly eating out a girl. But, you dont really eat a girl's pussy; you lick and suck it like an ice cream cone.
by flatronL1720P July 06, 2009
by Chloe McIntosh March 08, 2005
when you're banging a broad in the ass and you pull out just as the finale is coming and you put it in her eager mouth then light the fireworks.
by Juan Valdez, Jr. October 09, 2007
Hey dude, why doesn't Jaquan ever sit down in his chair?
~I don't know man, I think he's a cream jockey.
~I don't know man, I think he's a cream jockey.
by niggerjoeIII September 14, 2014
by Cmobbbbbbbb June 19, 2010