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Toilet Triathalon

When you beat off, take a piss, and drop a deuce all in the same session in the bathroom
I had already beaten off but then i decided top go for the toilet triathalon.
by jeffbeeck1997 April 27, 2015
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Tucker Toilet

noun.
A toilet that requires males to tuck their junk down into the bowl out of fear of urinating on or over the rim whilst dropping a deuce.

A Tucker Toilet is identifiable by either a very short bowl, from front to back, and/or if the Toilet Seat Bumpers are higher than average.
The short bowl will naturally bring the front rim closer to the tip of your dick. Often a sudden cold sensation of accidental contact is made, which is amongst the most horrifying things that can happen to a man in private. At least with a short bowl, this sensation can be taken as a warning against what could have happened.
When the seat has high bumpers, however, one can often find themselves pissing on top of the front edge of the bowl without warning, causing a Uriniagara Falls down the front of the toilet.. possibly soaking the back of your jeans.

Performing a Peter Tucker is necessary for these bathroom traps.
"Dude.. watch those public stalls. All are tucker toilets."
"I give this hotel a 2 star rating, only because of the Tucker Toilets. Do your Housecleaning staff a favour, and replace those toilets with something men can use! I aint cleaning up that mess!"
by Basque JRED October 17, 2015
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toilet clams

The cling-ons left over when flushing alone doesn't remove everything from the bowl.
I flushed and flushed but the toilet clams wouldn't disappear and she didn't have a bowl brush; it was so embarrassing!
by DriftPenalty November 5, 2017
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toilet browsing

The act of taking a device to the toilet and spending many hours there, not pooping/peeing
Dave took his laptop to the bathroom and was toilet browsing until his sister caught him.
by Gaming withcall June 4, 2017
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Toilet rat

A nasty or filthy person that is equivalent to a rat that came out of a toilet
Hey Emily why are you being such a toilet rat today?
by Amc September 18, 2017
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Toilet Raft

To build a small raft from toilet paper so that your poo shall not splash on first descent.
Tiffany: what took you so long, sounded like a wee.
Bruce: Thats what the Toilet Raft wanted you to think.
by Eronzay May 23, 2012
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Toilet Art

The remnants of a high velocity shit spackled on to the toilet bowl leaving a majestic vision that can only be deemed a work of art.
I left a Pollock # 5 in my girlfriends toilet, I really hope she appreciates my toilet art the way I do.
by Uptheshambles April 18, 2018
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