Sad Balls

A reference to the more popular term, "blue balls" in two ways:
1:When someone is blue they are often said to be sad
2:Your balls will be sad if they do not recieve stimulation to the point of ejaculation. Thus making them sad. Which could also cause you to cry.

Guy:That stupid gf of mine gave me sad balls and it hurts like hell!!!
Girl:I'm still in the room you asshole!!!

Dude 1:Dude she said we were gonna fuck but her parents got home early and I got major sad balls.
Dude2: So what did you do?
Dude1:I fucked her mom instead.

by The Pulverizer April 28, 2011

Sad trash

When someone is so trashy that it's sad.

Becky sells weed to her mom she's so sad trash

by Dakota & spencer February 8, 2015

Sad Clown

The act of a female performing deep fellatio on a male while wearing heavy mascara and/or eyeliner. The depth of the act may initiate the gag reflex causing her eyes to water, resulting in her mascara to run down each cheek; thus, resembling a sad clown when she looks up at you.

I'm stressed out. I could really go for a sad clown tonight.

by Mr. Rotten Treats July 20, 2009

Sad Day

April 20 the day you can Cry whenever you want infront of public and show how much you hate life

I am gonna cry all day cause it's sad day

by Kimnamjoony April 12, 2021

sad cells

ghetto Winnipeg term for solatary confinement

"Free Josh out them sad cells" -grace via kalan

by wilsoncooperakarickytrevor January 4, 2018

Sad-ist

Dream SMP animator.
Known for making the Warriors animatic, The Fall, Dawn of the 16th, and Techno vs Dream.
By the members of the DSMP recognizing Sad-ist they quickly gained fame and are currently continuing on improving their animating skills and making animatics of the DSMP arcs and storylie.

friend: Who made this animation?
Me: Sad-ist did!

by TheGothJester January 14, 2021

Sad Cream

This act happens when you ejaculate to very low quality porn involving morbidly obese women.

The night after Jason lost his job he experienced a sad cream.

by _Einherjar March 11, 2021