Lions Butter

The insatiable sense of optimism that overcomes you anytime the Detroit Lions do something that is less than absolutely horrible.

Like beer goggles, but for the NFL team under the Ford family’s grip of death.

Bob: What a Great Game! The Lions only lost by a Field goal. Things are looking up for the team this year.

Bill: Do you always keep your Lions Butter at room temperature, Bob?

by DownInTheDumps February 7, 2022

Caged Lions

Lions in a cage

"Look out for the caged lions, you don't want them to become uncaged lions!"

by Greg Heffley Gaming March 1, 2024

Saturn Lions

Bunch of idiots <3

"look at those horny desperate hoes aka Saturn Lions"

by Saturn idiot May 27, 2018

Lion Bar

A "Lion Bar" refers to the intentional collision of one persons skull with another's

I'm going to give him a lion bar.

by Pseudosusie February 17, 2017

Sea lion gurgle

When a woman who is fat and distrusting girgles, at the end of oral, like a sea lion regurgitating a rotten fish.

I was sleeping with this old bitch in Florida that would sea lion gurgle every nite. Candy was her name and she was hoe AF.

by Randy Leighy October 2, 2019

cave lion

when a penis is medically considered micro yet there is a large amount of pubic hair on the shaft of the penis, this makes the penis look like it has a mane (lions mane) with the bear head of penis resembling the face of the lion. since the penis is a micro penis it occasionally retracts in to the body thus the "lion" hides in the the "cave" CAVELION

I saw Jim in the locker room, poor guy has a cave lion.

by wizard cow February 8, 2017

Lion's milk

Arak - a Levantine alcoholic spirit in the anis drinks family. It looks like water, tastes of anise and turns milky white when water is added.

- What are you having?

- IDK Lion's milk

by altndm May 29, 2017