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Human Gorilla

Someone who looks like a gorilla. Most likely someone named 'Darky' 'Cassandra' 'Cassie' or 'Tiffany'. Has to be black, with a big nose. Usually sleeps around with random E-guys. Has a white, semi-attractive boyfriend who looks too good for her, but after all anyone is too good for her. Human Gorillas usually have a past of faking popular internet Caucasian or Asian famous people because of self-consciousness.
Non-Human Gorilla:,"Oh my god, she's a Human gorilla."
Human Gorilla: ,"NO!!! DON'T TALK ABOUT ME."
by SDOL1501betch May 10, 2010
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Gorilla Tag

A boring game full of little children playing tag as gorillas.
This is also known as one of the literal worst games to ever come up to this planet.
99% of the players are 9 year olds who scream racial slurs into the microphone.
"I play gorilla tag"
"Ew bro go away"
by aughh dookie May 16, 2022
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gorilla tag

the tool used to return to monke. the ultimate breaker of arms. the arm-breaker as you will.
return to monke
Apollo: i love gorilla tag. banan.
Viewer: same.
by amber kek March 19, 2022
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Gorilla Dick

Often confused with a Big Dick, a gorilla dick is 1.25 inches. Gorilla dick is used to describe people with small dicks.
Megan: "That guy had a fucking gorilla dick"
by pb5 October 12, 2020
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Gorilla Pooch

1. A gorilla's vagina.

2. A female of color's vagina.

3. A dumbass.
1. Dude do you see that gorilla pooch over there?

2. Shaquefah is a gorilla pooch.

3. Jeremy don't be such a gorilla pooch.
by daGouch April 30, 2011
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gorilla patch

Unshaven pussy, as in hairy as a gorilla's back.
Tony buried his nose in Mel's gorilla patch. He didn't come up for days. "Dang" he said, "That was a phat patch nigga!"
by King Donger Stud June 26, 2007
mugGet the gorilla patchmug.

yellow gorilla

During sex, a partner heavily scratches the ribcage of another until red rashes appear. Then the partner urinates on these rashes. If done correctly, the victim will scratch these rashes imitating a gorilla.
My girlfriend wanted to have freaky sex, so I gave her a yellow gorilla.
by BSNman January 11, 2008
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