chocolate fire drill

When you just finished pooping but there is no toilet paper so you go back and fourth between wiping with your hand and washing your hands.

There was no toilet paper in the bathroom so I had to do a chocolate fire drill

by ass_ortednuts April 8, 2024

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Drilling for oil

When a person eats food that will guarantee explosive diarrhea.

“I don’t care that I’m lactose intolerant, I’m drilling for oil tonight.”

by BobPlunder November 12, 2023

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Bad drill is when you are doing drill and are crap at it
Army cadets are bad at drill because they are always drunk, from drinking spirits out of their army cadet hip flask (it does exist look it up on military shop)

Person: "The Army Cadets do Bad Drill."
Other Person: "That's because their always Pissed."

by 1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9,10,11,12 May 8, 2022

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Drill Technique

the drill technique is when u put your thumb on your screen protector and then put your other thumb on top of the thumb that's already on the screen protector and press down as hard as u can to release anger

This game is so stupid I'm gonna use the drill technique

by Pooterj40 July 14, 2024

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Anal Drilling

The act of placing a corn on a rotating drill to cleanse your anal cavity from the amount of shit that gets lodged deep into the rectum. The sexually deprived who butt finger themselves on a daily basis will benefit from anal drilling and possibly get off from the rotating sensation of the ricocheting corn cobs which they can eat afterwards.

Girl 1: What is that brown liquid running down Dong Dongs legs?
Girl 2: She's become so addicted to anal drilling, you could easily mistaken her Sphincter for a chocolate ring doughnut.
Girl 1: EWWWWWWWWW, I'm going to throw up, she needs to buy herself some butt plugs.

by pelvic floor dysfunction February 28, 2018

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