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Ranger docking

Ranger docking-

Military Personnel on mission, or in a FTX-

2 males, 1 circumcised, 1 not. Place the tips of their penises together, slide the foreskin over the circumcised penis, making a successful dock. With free hands, firing weapons and letting the vibration do the work.

It's not gay if you're on mission or in the field a while.
Michael begged to be ranger docked after a 30 day FTX was extended halfway through. Jason slid up to him, they were ranger docking for hours until the ran out of ammo, and the OPFOR overtook them.
by TxHuey June 4, 2017
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Dock Block

A situation in the board game Puerto Rico, when during the Captain Phase of the game, a player opts to ship his goods in such a way as to prevent another player from having access to one of the three allotted ships.
John: "I could ship my tobacco on the ship already containing tobacco, but instead I choose to place my one corn on the large ship so that you can't get any points."

Mary: "Oh man, you are such a dock block!"
by LlordLlama October 16, 2012
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sweep a dock

When you catch someone unsuspecting and side kick their foot causing it to hit the other one,resulting in an immediate and violent sideways fall
“I’m gonna sweep a dock under his ass
by Monkeynut March 31, 2023
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reverse space docking

The act of defacating an already frozen log in preparation to space docking.
Jimmy just performed a reverse space docking for a later space-docking bonanza.
by Petercheat March 2, 2018
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port docking

"Are you up for port docking?"

"No I have diarrhea."
by Psyeraph October 9, 2014
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Dick Dock

A disgusting application for braindead people that promotes dangerous and fake scam shit meant to mess with or waste peoples time most "videos" on there show people having seizures or doing stupid pointless shit that every body knows about but they think they're the first to come across it
That dick dock is a nasty app and i hope it quits promoting pedophilia and scams
by Criptix June 1, 2021
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phantom docking

when a male has sex with a transgender male, and the males dick is where the other males dick would be if he still had it.
"idk man, i knew he had the surgery and all. but it still felt like his dick was still there. almost like i was phantom docking him"
by blueballsandstickyfingers October 23, 2018
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