A popular drink in bars on the fringe of the gay community. To make a Captain James: one man stands on their hands, while the bartender "mixes" a Sea Breeze (2oz vodka, equal parts grapefruit juice and cranberry juice) in the others rectum. The bartender then hands a straw to the customer...
by Wicket June 13, 2005
Get the Captain Jamesmug. by Fatticus Matticus March 6, 2009
Get the Captain of Rocketsmug. by Pinetreeenjoyer9 August 15, 2023
Get the captain diseasemug. He is one of the few Admiral Douchebags, sailing the office halls, highschools, and other public places. Often confused with Captain Redbeard, but rather than being a ginger, he has jet black hair.
He is often seen wearing a pair of sunglasses a wifebeater. Nothing can stop his greasy hair and fake Italian/New Jersian accent, for he as always dreamed of being a cast member on the Jersey Shore
He spends his days pointing at his biceps, following women, making promises he can't keep, blasting his shitty music, revving his car at anyone who dares walk "his" streets, lifting 20-pound dumbells while drinking Martinis, tanning while it's cloudy out, insulting anyone who wears the wrong brand shoes, complaining about his cellphone service, emptying gallons of spray deodorant, and banging your girlfriend.
He is often seen wearing a pair of sunglasses a wifebeater. Nothing can stop his greasy hair and fake Italian/New Jersian accent, for he as always dreamed of being a cast member on the Jersey Shore
He spends his days pointing at his biceps, following women, making promises he can't keep, blasting his shitty music, revving his car at anyone who dares walk "his" streets, lifting 20-pound dumbells while drinking Martinis, tanning while it's cloudy out, insulting anyone who wears the wrong brand shoes, complaining about his cellphone service, emptying gallons of spray deodorant, and banging your girlfriend.
by iSpeakDaTruthz March 4, 2011
Get the Captain DoucheBeardmug. by Black people are funny (sike) September 12, 2022
Get the Captain marvelmug. "I got it! Hand over the captain's chair!"
"Your obviously doing it wrong. Give me the captains chair."
"Your obviously doing it wrong. Give me the captains chair."
by DutchPirate September 20, 2012
Get the Captain's Chairmug. Lad 1: Did you see Captain China over there doing work?
Lad 2: I don't think he's done work in 4 years and he surely isn't doing anything now.
Lad 2: I don't think he's done work in 4 years and he surely isn't doing anything now.
by Penisass3465 March 30, 2019
Get the Captain Chinamug.