bat ass

A red, swollen ass that is the result of being spanked with an ass bat.

Johnny was being a brat in school, so his teacher gave him a case of bat ass with her ass bat paddle.

by Haldee March 19, 2017

bat ping

When you think of a friend because you need them and they somehow coincidentally show up or contact you

i really missed her and when she suddenly walked into the coffee shop I realized I must have bat pinged her.

by a.b.eirce March 23, 2017

softball bat

A bat used to hit big yellow balls

A softball bat is used to hit nice hard yellow balls

by Bitchboy123 June 9, 2017

dyke-bat

A term used to describe a bat-shit crazy lesbian.

"That dyke-bat came at me with a studded whip because I accidentally mistook her for a male truck driver at the gas station."

"Crystal meth is a hell of a drug, it turned little Susie into a raging dyke-bat."

by thakidd94621 September 6, 2016

Bat Choke

A "Bat Choke" is where the man is having really good masturbation session and decides to twist and squeeze his penis as hard as he possibly can. Once this sexual act is finished he will become addicted to this act and continue to use this. After a while usually he will do this at least 5 times a day to calm his anger against his penis, and then the man will be named a "Bat Choker".

"Oh god I just have to do another Bat Choke, how many times is it now?"

by 50YearOldVirgin96 August 17, 2016

Bat Cilantro

Bat Cilantro this plant is known for its incredible capabilities. It actually attracts bats from the Wild and which will clear the insects in your area.
These plants are considered a weed and which are actually part of De cannabis plants DNA but are only used to attract bats with the scent that they put off.

Bat Cilantro a plant commonly found in the wilderness but is removed from the wilderness and placed in gardens Farms and other areas to clear insects. As said by the ancient Greeks.

by Ancient greeks February 10, 2017

cold bat

The cold bat is when one wakes up at 4 am in the morning and takes off all of their clothes (assuming that they do not sleep naked) then walks over to the bathroom to stroke their penis until it is erect, then proceeds to slap their penis onto the cold surface of the toilet.

I was challenged by my friend once to do a cold bat while my parents are sleeping.

by ObamaPear April 24, 2020