protein stain

Something that does NOT come out with just shampoo. Very sticky, irritating, but not flammable

Hey harry, this protein stain tastes nothing like caviar!!!

by Zack Morris May 13, 2005

jam stain

When a girl is on her period and bleeds through her clothes

Eugh look at her white pants she's got a jam stain!

by Wakawow January 5, 2014

Gusset Stain

The secreted white goo left on a woman's underwear upon evaporation of her puss-juice. Normally of a mega stinky nature, it ripens over time like a fine wine.

"Hey Pete, did you see that gusset stain on my old ladies bloomers?"
"I sure did Clemence, an man was it stinky"
"Woo-hooey, hyuck hyuck hyuck"

by Gusset Stain July 12, 2014

phat stain

when something excites a guy to the point where he creams his jeans right on the spot

when lucy took off her top i cracked a phat stain

by the man October 6, 2003

silver stain

To have sexy time in the back of your friends car with your girlfriend while they aren't there or are driving it and leaving your "splooge" on there seats where it can't be washed off.

Greg silver stained Zachs car while having sex with his bitch.

Alex says "Greg you better not silver stain back there".

by Greg Zilberman July 20, 2008

Success Stain

Where you spill a little bitty of alcohol on the floor, carpet, ground, couch... it shows just how successful you are.

GUY 1: Damn I'm so hammered I just spilled half my beer on the carpet, dude!
GUY 2: Don't worry about it man, it's just a success stain!

by blah blah blahhhh February 25, 2008

staining the table

It's when you defecate on someone's chest and gently smear it with your hand. Kind of like wax on, wax off.

Tony came over last night and he began staining the table.

by Josh1981 February 9, 2008