After being trolled or catfished you make up with your victim by giving him a hand job with maple syrup.
Man: did you hear that mike catfished Stephen?
Woman: wow did they fight after?
Man: no but Mike did give him a canadian handshake
Woman: wow did they fight after?
Man: no but Mike did give him a canadian handshake
by Dirty Chaos January 7, 2018
Get the Canadian handshake mug.by hunred_dollar_Bill February 6, 2010
Get the Banana Handshake mug.The act of discretely cupping a fart in your hand and then pretending to offer to shake someone’s hand. As the hand is offered in pseudo-friendship it is jerked swiftly upwards and the crumbly air biscuit is thrown into the face of the recipient.
"Nice to meet you Mr Smith" said Mr Brown as he discretely cupped his fart. "Nice to meet you too" said Mr Smith, holding out his hand in greeting. The exchange is sealed by a Dutch Handshake as Mr Brown offers his hand, only to throw the gaseous faeces into Mr Smith’s face at the last second.
by Heady71 January 31, 2008
Get the Dutch Handshake mug.The act of blowing your nose into your hand and getting it all snotty and wet and giving a guy a hand job. They are commonly done in the winter in Holland because many people have runny noses at that time of year.
by aliastierny March 9, 2007
Get the Dutch Handshake mug.Gay sex technique popular in the Hardcore Music Scene. Usually the respective singers of two bands will get down on one knee facing each other and clasp hands. The rest of the band/bands will line up behind them and pose for a picture, right before an oral gangbang of the two dudes on their knees holding hands.
Note* if you see two guys doing the hardstyle handshake WITHOUT a group of guys lined up behind them, this is usually an indicator that they are looking to blow at least 4 guys
Q: what's up with that retarded handshake those two guys are doin in front of those other guys?
A: they are getting ready to blow all those guys, and they just wanna hold hands while they do it. I think they really like each other. Its called the hardstyle handshake or something.
Note* if you see two guys doing the hardstyle handshake WITHOUT a group of guys lined up behind them, this is usually an indicator that they are looking to blow at least 4 guys
Q: what's up with that retarded handshake those two guys are doin in front of those other guys?
A: they are getting ready to blow all those guys, and they just wanna hold hands while they do it. I think they really like each other. Its called the hardstyle handshake or something.
by paultergeist April 2, 2014
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Get the Banana Handshake mug.A Peruvian male tradition occuring when two individuals meet. Out of respect, one man holds his hand out, signalling to the other man that he left his poison tipped arrow at home. In response, the second man either extends his hand, grasps the other man's hand, grabs firmly and, in perfect harmony guides both hands up and down like a kite on a white, sandy Lima beach. Or he grabs his poison tipped arrow out of his napsack and stabs the other man three times in the forehead.
The Peruvian handshake has become banal in most cultures. For this reason, the "Peruvian" is often dropped, and the gesture is more widely known as "The Handshake".
The Peruvian handshake has become banal in most cultures. For this reason, the "Peruvian" is often dropped, and the gesture is more widely known as "The Handshake".
After the Aztec ball game of Toltec, players from the losing team rarely engage in Peruvian handshakes with members of the winning team, because they are summarily executed, and their skulls are instantaneously turned in to the balls for th next game.
by Lyger_Lvr_4_Evr December 29, 2008
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