A chaotic way to call someone out when they’re spewing words, lying, over-flexing, or just straight-up glitching.
Their “smoke” (vibe, story, attitude, etc.) is actually grinding metal — fake, clunky, and broken.
It can also be used as:
"Your words are making my brain feel like it’s being shredded by rusty gears.”
Used when someone’s talking nonsense, over-explaining, or saying something so stupid your neurons physically rebel.
Their “smoke” (vibe, story, attitude, etc.) is actually grinding metal — fake, clunky, and broken.
It can also be used as:
"Your words are making my brain feel like it’s being shredded by rusty gears.”
Used when someone’s talking nonsense, over-explaining, or saying something so stupid your neurons physically rebel.
“He said he coded the whole game himself? Bro… your smoke is gears.”
“She called her situationship ‘mutual ghosting therapy.’ Nah. Gears.”
“You just said ‘my trauma’s gluten-free’ unironically. Your smoke is gears and my skull hates you.”
“She called her situationship ‘mutual ghosting therapy.’ Nah. Gears.”
“You just said ‘my trauma’s gluten-free’ unironically. Your smoke is gears and my skull hates you.”
by Gearsmoke November 13, 2025
Get the Your Smoke Is Gearsmug. by Nig- July 21, 2021
Get the Metal Gearmug. I found this ceramic fish with a clock in its belly at the garage sale; now that’s some clutch gear!
by Jeanbean May 1, 2018
Get the Clutch gearmug. by Dudewhat? February 13, 2020
Get the Benjamin Gearingmug. by Aggermor August 18, 2019
Get the Gearsmug. During sexual intercourse, a Neurum Creek gear shift occurs when one reaches into their partners anus, causing their anus to prolapse. They then use their hand to reinsert the partners rectum into the anus, completing the Neurum Creek gear shift.
“Hey, have you seen Xavier today?”
“Not since last night- pretty sure he’s in hospital, James gave him a Neurum Creek gear shift”
“Not since last night- pretty sure he’s in hospital, James gave him a Neurum Creek gear shift”
by muntmaxxingvigoroushandjobguy July 2, 2025
Get the Neurum Creek Gear Shiftmug. by CrazyGearNoraa January 3, 2017
Get the On the gearmug.