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Final Fantasy 8

An often underrated but worthy addition to the Final Fantasy series. It takes a couple play throughs to understand it’s genius.
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Metal Gear Solid 2

One of the weaker Metal Gear Solid main titles, along with Metal Gear Solid 5. The plot is an incomprehensible and nonsensical mess and it has some pretty bland level design for most of the game. The best parts of an otherwise forgettable entry were the Tanker and Arsenal Gear segments that comprise 30% of the game. Those were peak Metal Gear Solid experiences. Otherwise, it’s just a bland rehash of Metal Gear Solid.
Metal Gear Solid 2 was pretty average. Thankfully, Snake Eater came out afterward.
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Resident Evil 6

One of the shoddiest Resident Evil games ever made overstuffed with shark jumping nonsense. Only good thing this trainwreck gave us was Resident Evil 7 and an all around new direction for the series that better combined survival horror and action.
Resident Evil 6 is one of the worst games i ever played!
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Final Fantasy 15

A generally underrated Final Fantasy game that was actually the most enjoyable one since Final Fantasy 9. It’s biggest shortcoming is the way they presented the story but with The Royal Edition it’s a pretty good experience with some pretty good DLC episodes. Definitely a Godsend after the disaster of the Lightning Trilogy.
Final Fantasy 15 beats anything 13 did and you know it.
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Final Fantasy the spirits within

A trainwreck that caused Squaresoft to nearly go bankrupt and forced them to become Square Enix.
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SPECTRE

One of the worst James Bond movies ever made. Not as bad as Quantum Of Solace but not far off. The plot is very weak and it brings back Blofeld in a very insulting way, ripped off from the brothers twist of Goldmember. The producers should be ashamed at how they allowed things to go down the drain again after they got things back on track after Skyfall.
SPECTRE? More like BORING.
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Final Fantasy 13

Aka the worst Final Fantasy game ever made. Featuring a weak, incomprehensible plot, hammy voice acting, cliche anime tropes and repetitive gameplay. Also paved the way for 2 completely worthless sequels of diminishing returns. The games were so terrible, it almost rendered the Final Fantasy series obsolete. Thankfully, 14 and 15 got things back on track although not immediately.
The discs of Final Fantasy 13 would make better coasters.
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