April 5th

National ask out your crush day

What are you still doing here go one

April 5th is a day of the year

by User792947382 April 5, 2022

December 5th

December 5th is one of the greatest days in the entire year cause only kings are born in this date

What day it is fam ?
December 5th
Ohhh shit man it's my brother Nixter's birthday today
We gon get lit on weed and alchohool

by 3R6! April 27, 2020

January 5th

5 january is international man titty appreciation day . this day is henceforth and forever more dedicated to men's lovely firm man boobs in light of gender equality

January 5th is pronounced January the tit-th , "man did you see the knockers on that bird ? " ,"yeah man those are great and all but get a load of his chest melons"

by arkinsaw64 January 5, 2021

June 5th

Fuck Ronald Reagan day

Friend 1: “Today’s Fuck Ronald Reagan day”

Friend 2.”It’s June 5th?”

by Hotbaddie18383 June 17, 2023

Sep 5th

national jerk off 10x day.

jerk off 10x a day on Sep 5th

by InfoLoss September 4, 2023

November 5th

Tell Lassi and Kim you like them.

Today, november 5th I will be telling my crushes I like them.
You go girl!

by ranelover07 November 5, 2020

Dong's 5th Symphony

This is a symphony written for Tan Dong Dong, ( the meaning will be made later). The theme is The-the-the Dong, this masterpiece is the best symphony among this 100000000000 years.

A:What is the best song ( piece)
B: Dong's 5th Symphony!!!!!!

by DAPRONOOB November 9, 2020