Glider Guy

An epic child who does commentary and hates that vegan teacher
Kid: Pancho is the greatest
Other kid: *punches because Glider Guy is obviously the best*
by I say stuff March 19, 2021
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Goober Gui

Slayer of beasts. Savior of men. Zweihander wielding, robe wearing Messiah. The hero that all of Lordran deserves.
All hail the almighty Goober Gui, for He hath killed for thy sins!
by GooberGui ;) April 13, 2019
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Ends Guy

Someone who doesn't care about the process, and only cares about the end result
Brian does not care to have sex with girls. He only cares about the end result of telling people that he had sex. Brian is an Ends Guy
by SailboatBlumer February 26, 2011
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Guy Vision

A trait that occurs only in men, when he is looking for something he can't seem to find even though it's right in front of his face.
Al: Argh!! I can't find the tomato sauce!

Fred: It's right there on the shelf! You must have guy vision.
by sunsetfunset September 16, 2008
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guy gap

Wow, Jimbo's developed quite the guy gap between his legs. He must really be watching his diet.
by Muldo February 12, 2014
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bork guy

A type of person who reminds you of Brad Bellick from Prison Break, namely the first two seasons.
I.e. They are slippery, snakey, only look out for themselves and enjoy others misfortunes and can be power hungry. But underneath is likely to be a pussy.
“Had the misfortune of bumping into an old school friend today, he’s turned into such a bork guy”

“That fucking prick is such a bork guy, you can’t trust him as far as you can throw him”
by King Remy Brillo October 29, 2018
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