octopus hat

When eight guys arrange their dicks on your head like the tentacles of an octopus.

Let's round up the guys and give this girl a good ol' octopus hat

by Stonewalljackson January 05, 2015

Dirty hat

The usage of a previously used condom by either unrolling and flipping it right side out or putting it on inside out.

I'm out of condoms.... gonna have to dirty hat this bitch.

by Anight March 16, 2020

JIMMY HAT

The thing you put over your penis when you engage in sexual activity!!!!

I need to buy a jimmy hat.

by i am a big marshmallow sucker September 20, 2017

De-hat

To take off someone's hat or to take your own hat off

Hey Joey are you going to de-hat yourself for the national anthem or are you going to be disrespectful?

by Bevinkrown February 07, 2010

hat driving

What farmers in a utility do- no indicators, 25 mph, middle of the road.

Pa Wright gave a display of some of the finest hat driving south of the equator.

by Poll Hereford November 03, 2009

donkey hat

Another version of an ass hat. To wear an ass on ones head, donkey hat.

Why are you wearing an ass on your head? It’s a donkey hat!

by Donkeyducklover76 February 04, 2018

shit hat

A turd on the top of a human cranium, a smelly Barnet covering, a Donald trump

Holy fuck! That's quite the shit hat you have on!

by Crusty lips February 29, 2016