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Technobald

A word someone uses to make sure people know that they are a social reject who should have died on birth and that they are hypocritical, greedy, violent, malevolent, vengeful, cowardly, deadly, mendacious, meretricious, loathsome, despicable, belligerent, opportunistic, barratrous, contemptible, criminal, fascistic, bigoted, racist, sexist, avaricious, tasteless, idiotic, brain-damaged, imbecilic, insane, arrogant, deceitful, demented, lame, self-righteous, byzantine, conspiratorial, satanic, fraudulent, libellous, bilious, splenetic, spastic, ignorant, clueless, illegitimate, harmful, destructive, dumb, evasive, double-talking, devious, revisionist, narrow, manipulative, paternalistic, fundamentalist, dogmatic, idolatrous, unethical, cultic, diseased, suppressive, controlling, restrictive, malignant, deceptive, dim, crazy, weird, dystrophic, stifling, uncaring, plantigrade, grim, unsympathetic, jargon-spouting, censorious, secretive, aggressive, mind-numbing, abrasive, poisonous, flagrant, self-destructive, abusive, and socially-retarded.
Guy1: hey bro you hear about technoblade's cancer?

Guy2: technobald
Guy1: kill yourself
by snakyfour69 August 31, 2021
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Techno

Techno isnt really music. techno is electronic sounds coinciding to some kind of beat. Only when applied to some other form of music as a joke or backround sound can it then be "labeled" as music.unless at a rave. By itself it is literally nothing most people would want to listen to even if offered money. (possible exageration)
There is no way i can give an example of my opinion of techno. Words cannot discribe my dislike for it, usually.
by Anonamous April 25, 2005
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techno

pikey sounds used to annoy the upper-middle classes
we had a 20k rig, dog fighting an' all on that cunts farm.
by gavin September 14, 2003
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Techno

a genre of music which basically an evolved form of disco if you think about it. it is mad up of synthesized drums and samples of beats. and sometimes has a girl singing.
some sub genre's of techno are rave,house,trance.
by JeVoNeR December 10, 2003
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techno

spaceless, freedom, and controlled chaos.
"man, the whole experience was techno son."

Truth behind techno music, is the first form of it was inspired by a few soul,disco,jazz spinning homosexuals who frequented loft parties and came to fruition. The sound they developed was house and was designed to audibly simulate sex sounds, Keep in mind it was gays making music for gays. Years later, a birth of hundreds of sub-electronic genre popped up and made the term "techno" as meaningless as the word "easy listening".

IT'S BEEN THE FUTURE. Listen BEHIND your advertisments.

"man, the whole experience was techno son."
by ])]=\/\/ January 5, 2004
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Techno Swinger

The act of switching to different technology at ones will to keep up with growing technological trends.

Switching between electronics between a day and a month.

Throwing away old technology like a PC and getting a Mac then buying another PC relizing that all your friends are using a PC.
A: You get that new Alienware laptop?
B: Nah I'm fine with my Vaio, I'm not Techno Swinger

A: You think this Mac is gonna make me look like a Techno Swinger?
B: considering that you just baught a PC yeaterday? Hell yea
by Tbagged69 December 12, 2010
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