Tall

When you are above average height. And because you’re so tall you probably skinny.

Short person: you’re so weak
Tall person: maybe so but at least I can reach the top shelf
Short person: I can reach the top shelf
Tall person: With a latter you can

by Tallmanjake November 19, 2019

Tall tube of lube

Someone who is so attractive that their mere presence supplies sufficient lubricant for anyone’s desires. Similar to calling someone a “tall drink of water” but the person is hotter, more sexualized, and much more lubricating.

Oooo. Check out that tall tube of lube—making me all horny and wet.

by NTD is me February 13, 2021