Turtle’s Tail

The opposite of a turtle’s head. Having made it to the lavatory, dropped a big one and flushed. The turtle’s tail can be found lurking on the consumer side of the U bend.

Dad: Bloody hell! Who’s left this turtle’s tail in ‘ere!

by Dfsjdjdj December 5, 2020

bumper tailing

also known as tail gating, following too closely to the car in front of you

i wish this guy would quit bumper tailing me. he's gonna cause an accident.

by lizaroni0520 February 3, 2010

Molted Tail

An orifice, most commonly an anus belonging to a homosexual, which is rarely or poorly cleaned (there is such a thing!) and receives constant barrages of pounding or fisting. Which causes the area to often be inflammed, red raw, bleeding and even ulcerous.

"Dude, I pounded him so hard, he's walking around with a molted tail!".

by Mrfyd181514 April 28, 2010

Horse Tail

The act of placing a short broom in your partners anus and riding them around much like a horse.

My wife was never really fond of the old Horse Tail, i usually only got it on birthdays.

by R.U. June 25, 2003

beaver tail

Lady Gaga's junk

I saw a picture of Lady Gaga and I could see her beaver tail.

by Sir Longshanks January 7, 2010

lizard tail

a dump (shit) that results in a green tinted lumpy long piece of poop, gennerally caused by consumming a large variety of green organic material (in other words, vegitables and such)

dude 1: look at the size of that!

dude 2: say isnt it called a lizard tail ?

dude 3: i dont know, but hell, lemme get some of that!

dude 1: wait we all can get some, i gots to go some more!

by heh? August 11, 2007

Dog Tail

To identify a point of interest or footnote

That's an important point, can you dog tail it?

by AquafinaDrinker2010 April 7, 2010