twatting hell

British slang for "Holy fuck", or "Aw damn", and other similar phrases. Saying the term with a British accent makes it sound more legit, even if you aren't British.

Bob: Hey Frank, I think you're house is on fire!
Frank: Oh twatting hell, not again!

by Katya Eye March 3, 2016

Twat Cabbage

A women's twat after a long work out at the gym or spinning class. It will result in a funny smell that has a hint of cabbage.

Dude I ate my girlfriend out after the gym... totally twat cabbage WTF!

by Dick Fitzwells October 6, 2009

twat clogger

another word for tampon

"she needs a twat clogger for her period"

by the official spydaman May 29, 2008

Twat Hole

Simone who acts like a massive bitch, jack knob, or pussy.

"Stop acting like such a bitch, you twat hole"

by thatnolachix January 2, 2015

twat socker

One who socks (punches) a female in her twat because she was being a bitch.

#1: micheals mom was pissin me off!
#2: so what did you do?
#1: Lets just say i became a twat socker fast.

by Adam Davis Hendricks III September 12, 2007

twat worm

An erect clitoris protruding out of the vagina

Jerry was able to make her twat worm appear by stimulating her

by tbonejsumc May 18, 2011

twat mongler

1.someone that fucks goats
2.someone that plays with their hairy twat
3.someone that touches little boys' balls and/or buttholes

OJ Simpson is such a twat mongler.

by tommyO699 January 23, 2009