Toms River

Suburban area where nothing exciting happens. Most importantly, the coolest kids in the world live here. Best known for the Little League Championship winners. Also, everyone here claims that they knew Piper Perabo because this is her hometown. During the summer, Seaside Hts. is overrun with tourists and occasionally MTV for some strange reason. People are being "Made" left and right. We have the worst mall in the world. Kids skip school to go to the beach.
Hey, let's go to the Poland Springs Arena to see Bill Cosby.

Cool Beans or Applebees after the movie?
by Mr. Ritacco January 25, 2005
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tom cruise

A loopy-ass muthafucka who jumps up on sofas and embarasses Dawson's girlfriend all the time. See wack.
Tom Cruise is wack. He needs to get up out of Oprah's grill and stop jumping around like a 5 year old.
by Chilla June 29, 2005
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sleepy tom

The act of sitting down on the toilet, taking a shit, but falling asleep on the toilet before getting around to wiping your ass. You wake up several hours later, but having forgotten you took a shit, pull up your pants and leave the bathroom without wiping.
Holy shit bro, I just went into the bathroom and I walked in on a sleepy tom! Wake his drunk ass up!
by p00pybutt November 29, 2011
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tom dubois

A character on the boondocks who is a lawyer who ironically is a prosecutor and sends many black men to what her fears most, anal rape in prison. In one episode, Tom dreams of being anal raped after dropping the soap.
Did you hear about that Tom Dubois on the Boondocks last night?
by B to the rizzle February 12, 2007
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Tom DeLonge

The guitarist and one of the two singers for blink-182, he's REALLY cool and funny, he's also the lead singer/guitarist/bass player for a band called Boxcar racer
by Kyle Maskiw January 02, 2005
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Tom's House

A place where people mess around, blow shit up, tag/spray paint or just fuck around when they dont have anything better to do.

Sketch in ones mind

Lets go to Tom's House and blow something up.
by Little Johnson June 22, 2006
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Tom Hayes’d

When a close friend decides to iniatiate a relationship with a recent ex partner.
I totally got Tom Hayes’d.. what a dog mate!
by Imgettingpussytonight August 21, 2018
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