doof wife

A doof wife is a girl who spends many doofs with a boy experiencing life together.

Maybe they have been Married at the doof.

They Are not in anyway shape or form a couple outside of the doof. And are free to do as they please with whom they wish.
(It’s a mutual understanding)
Oh we’re not actually seeing each other it’s my “doof wife”
by Pacheesecake October 16, 2019
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Wife life

_Australian_. _noun_.

A female best friend who is there whenever you need them, holds all your secrets, member of your girl squad, can always rely on each other. Term used while doing a domestic duty for the other.
"Omg this dinner you cooked is amazing!", friend will reply "wife life".
by justanotherwanderingsoul July 03, 2020
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plantation wife

a male who waddles chews tobacco indebted to his 18 yearold wife and enjoys wearing dresses. Should be working but in stead his wife does it.
Dude you are being a plantation wife please bail me out of jail.
by Conbox September 06, 2011
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Bakers Wife

To be married to someone with the name of Mr. Baker and be a man
by MoldyTaint6969 November 17, 2021
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AF wife

AF wife for life!
by Uhyeah123 August 04, 2018
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greencard wife

A woman who gets tricked into thinking she's a wife.
The sexy lady got tricked into magaige not knowing that she was just a Greencard wife Aka keys to the U.S.A.
by Blackknight187 July 13, 2019
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Yelling wife

Yelling wife is defined as if your dog is barking at the back door and your wife is yelling at the front door, who do you let in first?
The dog of course ... at least he'll shut up after you let him in!
Don’t try to become a yelling wife; otherwise, I am going to get those noise-cancelling headphones.
by Urban_Ritz September 22, 2021
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