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Festie Wife

A woman you meet then become intimate with for the duration of a weekend camping music festival.
Brah, I just saw Andromeda, my festie wife from Bonaroo 2011; we spent more time in my tent than seeing shows for fours days.
by scamper May 28, 2020
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AF wife

by Uhyeah123 August 4, 2018
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chloye wife

A Chloye Wife is someone who you are madly in love with and you can't take your eyes off them.
by Anon.. Lol May 14, 2021
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Errol & Wife

To

Errol & Wife you two are mine & my man's besties🤗 we have the utmost love & respect

for you as a couple.Errol I've known you in excess of 5yrs now.You & my friend/sister are

so good for each other your families get on

so well I couldn't have asked God for better

people i enjoy spending time with you guys.I know every couple goes through struggles

you just need to communicate better so do

we really I know you love her endlessly & my friend/sister loves you too,but some advice

for you both keep what ever you go through in

your marriage between yourselves as there are

a lot of so called friends especially younger ones trying to destroy your marriage. If you argue or fight it's still your marriage to work through not theirs.You have been together almost 9yrs now don't let bad mind people pretending to be friends of yours or hers into you private lives

A psychic has told me a younger woman tried to breakup your marriage as she has unhealthy obsession with you from a long time ago your mistake you reconnected with the person.
Understand your marriage is sacred between a husband & wife for better for worse even if you get mad at each other😄One suggestion go out as a couple more often I'm scared someone is trying to get your wife to leave you out of spite.
That person isn't a friend she's done something
CUT HER OFF!
Love you both 💕🙏🏾
Errol & Wife are the most humblest people you're ever likely to meet.
by Janet21 March 8, 2023
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plantation wife

a male who waddles chews tobacco indebted to his 18 yearold wife and enjoys wearing dresses. Should be working but in stead his wife does it.
Dude you are being a plantation wife please bail me out of jail.
by Conbox September 7, 2011
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Salute the wife

When a lower enlisted salutes the wife of an officer, he/she is signaling that they would like to participate in sexual relations, typically with the officer involved or observing.

Wives of officers asking or insisting a lower enlisted to salute them (which no civilian is owed from anyone) are signaling that they desire the enlisted person to engage in sexual activity with them.
Corporal O’Reilly told me he was going to salute the wife of Major Burns. Now he tells me he’s got a “special assignment” for the Major later tonight.
by MyDogEli September 7, 2020
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Swipe Wife

The modern term for "sugar momma".

The "Swipe" comes from swiping a credit card that belongs to the breadwinner. Which in this case, is the woman.
Tabitha is totally Jake's "Swipe Wife". She is loaded and Jake doesn't have to pay for sh*t!
by Kristin_12 June 23, 2023
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