red lobster

A restaurant you order a meal at solely to get the cheddar biscuits.

-------Boondocks Reference-------
Riley: Grandad don't take that ho to Red Lobster
Riley: Wit da chedda biscuitz, no grandad!

Guy: Ummh, this biscuits are so good
Girl: I know, the orgasm they give me surpass anything you have

by hdevonxz September 7, 2008

uv red

Cherry flavored vodka that tastes exactly like cough syrup.

Little kid: "Mommy, I have a sore throat, can I have some UV Red?"

Mom: "Yes, dear, you know where it is."

by SLMtephanie August 27, 2006

red button

you don't press this, no matter how red or shiny it looks

"Dude is that the red button?"

"Yeah"

"I think I'm gonna push it."

"Go ahead man but let me leave first"

by mongo5 November 22, 2006

red zone

A girl's vagina while she's on her period.

Mike didn't get any action last night from Erin, she doesn't allow any red zone play while Aunt Flo is in town.

by dungpow September 20, 2009

Red Wave

When a close group of girls sync their periods, which can be quite dangerous for everyone else.

"I sense a disturbance in the force. I think a red wave is coming. Avoid Stacy and all of her friends for the next week or so.

by Jacob The Gentleman Potato November 24, 2018

The Red Nut

The Red Nut is attained by sprinting towards a chain-linked fence and proceeding to vault the fence, whilst vaulting you scrape the scrotum against the metal wiring at the top of the fence. Once landing has been achieved you witness blood running down your leg followed by a pink tainted goop. This is the testicle that has been severed from the sac. The blood covered testicle is known as The Red Nut.

Did you see what happened to Timmy? Heard he got The Red Nut.

by DyrEducation August 15, 2018

red rug

What the famous red carpet actually is -- a rug rather than a carpet.

A carpet, by definition, is a permanent cloth floor covering; while a rug is a temporary floor covering which can be removed & replaced whenever desired.

So when they're "rolling out the red carpet" for the Oscars, they're actually rolling out the red rug because it is rolled back up & removed when the awards ceremony has finished.

The “Little Women” director and Baumbach, her partner — and the director of “Marriage Story” — arrived on the Oscars red rug with a whopping 12 nominations between them.

by Telephony February 9, 2020