Yellow wood

When your penis is hard because you have to pee

Roiel drunk to much water now he has yellow wood.

by Dakidroi July 27, 2017

The tiger woods

The act of shoving a golf ball up your ass to attain rectal pleasure while still preparing for the main event. Once the golf ball is inserted, go ahead and give it a mighty push into a sock.. once the golf ball is in the sock.. mercilessly beat your partner with the sock and shit covered golf ball. This feeling of immense pain and intense appalling smell will cause a psychological metamorphosis causing them to experience the greatest feeling of sexual desire possible. This will surely get them in the mood.

Verb; Deloris: I'm too tired tonight

Jimmy: that's it, your getting the tiger woods later

by Archibald Meat Pants November 30, 2015

olivia wood

some whore.

Did you see that girl, she's such an Olivia Wood!

by KittyWhore April 23, 2019

Morning Wood

You get out of bed and you have one. Luckily, none of your fam is there to see it so you good.

Bobby was at a friend’s house for a sleepover. In the morning, his friend had morning wood. This was an uncomfortable situation for Bobby.

by Shrekcanneverbereplaced May 23, 2019

Stacking Wood

When one man puts his penis (wood) on top of another mans penis.

Joseph: Hey Aiden! Wanna start stacking wood??

Aiden:Sure bud!!

by GammAndrew October 6, 2017

Wood Morning

A good morning expression for certain circumstances.
See morning wood

him: good morning.

her: ooh, wood morning baby!

by woodsey March 14, 2012

woods kitty

A skunk.

That woods kitty sprayed my dog and now he stinks to high heaven.

by wormracer08 December 4, 2013