Slow Shift

When you try to capitalize a word but accidentally capitalize the second letter instead. Usually happens on important documents, such as resumes and letters to your mother-in-law.
Business Owner: I'm sorry sir, but we can't accept your resume due to multiple slow shifts in it.
Guy who wanted job: wHat aRe yOu tAlking aBout?
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shifting

reality shifting isn't lucid dreaming, it's moving your consciousness to another.
Olivia: Girl you won't believe what happened!!

Isabella: what happened?
Olivia: I finally shifted to Hogwarts yesterday!!
Isabella: girl are you ok? that's just lucid dreaming
Olivia: NO IT WAS REAL! REALITY! reality shifting is moving your consciousness to another!

Isabella: oh my god, okay okay if you say so
by livieshifts January 27, 2023
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Hangover Shift

The very first shift of the year.
I have to drink twice as much so i can wake up on time for my hangover shift on Jan, 1st.
by Tapfuma January 1, 2012
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Dolly Parton Shift

The usual 9 am to 5 pm, eight hour work shift. Name comes from the Dolly Parton movie and song, “9 to 5.”
Steven: I am working tomorrow from 9 to 5.
Andres: So you are working a Dolly Parton shift.
Steven: What’s that?
Andres: I call it that as a reference to her movie and song.
by Noblewolf797 September 23, 2021
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your organs gonna shift

You gonna die.
Your organs gonna shift, when I hit you with this four fifth.
by Token Black 98 January 28, 2018
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Shift Change

A term used mostly in law enforcement and in some Movies like Training Day when all officers, meter maids, and government assassins etc. Get together for their daily cum chugging championship at the police station. They always say "HELL YE$" there nothing as exciting and fullfilling other than a HOT load from my fellow sperm guzzling brothers.Forcefully blasted deep down my throat after a long day of being a homo, morbidly obese,and killing baby kittens, but mostly just sleeping and eating. The manditory stalking of innocent citizens is exhausting and they like to boast and show them rowdy high schoolers just how a psychotic, and bad ass mutherfucker can suck a man's penis.
Jay the redneck, Man is it time for lunch , those cock suckers are shooting in the air and driving 100mph torward the station..
Harrased yeetnigga. Shift Change Bitch!
by Sgt badmuthfer June 16, 2022
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C-Shift

One of 3 Shifts to cover a 72 hour period within the Fire Department Schedule. Preceding A-Shift & following B-Shift.

Also known as “The Captains Shift”, though expected to perform 1/3 of equal work within the schedule, known to mostly not complete said work or even more often use said Captain as a “work shield” from drawing the ire of the other two shifts. Not as lazy or worthless as B-Shift, but usually less arrogant as A-Shift.
Yesterday was apparatus day, but you know it’s C-Shift so they half ass did it”
by SHA_JFRD November 14, 2021
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