Thanks Gary!

When your spouse or friend annoyingly buddyf#@ks you.

Originated on a flight from San Jose, CA to Honolulu, HI where a guy named Gary let his TSA precheck expire so got separated from his wife going through security. Somehow Gary was able to board first and as he was about to sit, an older gentleman asked if he minded changing seats across the isle. He agreed and 5 minutes later his wife arrived and saw him in the wrong seat leaving her stuck in the window with two elderly physically challenged people while Gary sat next to a fine young whine girl across the isle. She loudly proclaimed from 5 rows ahead "so what, we're not sitting together on this 5 hour flight?" He innocently replied "no honey, I switched seats." As she squeezed passed the old people to get into her window seat, she loudly sighed "Thanks, Gary...".

Gary later asked if he would like her to switch back to which she replied with an ice cold "NO!" Gary was not going to have a great Hawaiian vacation.

I raced home to enjoy the last piece of cheesecake I'd been thinking about all day and when I looked it was gone. My wife had given it to the dog. Thanks Gary!...

by Lefty5string November 23, 2023

THANK YOU REALISM

MEM0RY 0F VICTIMS...JULY 20, 2022 3:33 PM....7:16 PM
W0RLD TRADE CENTER OCT0BER 11. 2001
RES0RTS W0RLD PASAY PHILIPINES JUNE 2, 2017
OCT0BER 1, 2017 121 DAYS
KNIGHTS.88 SHARKS.76 3 5 10:51 PM OCT0BER 1, 2017
T0 MANDALAY BAY PARADISE
CHAMPLAIN T0WERS...JUNE 24 , 2021 ...PANCAKE.PUCK

STACKS.STINK C0LLAPSE.WASTE
UVALDE R0BB ELEMENTARY SCH00L JUNE 24, 2022....365 DAYS

DEFINITION SCROLL APPLICATION

IT IS HEREBY A SALUTATION.

A job well done AARON WATSON PECKHAM with the URBAN DICTIONARY and congratulations in your EXPANSION OF YOUR INSIGHTFUL D0 TEAM = TEEM = 0K P00P = EARS.

43

143 PR0FRESSIVE SIDE BET 5

The THANK YOU REALISM swims real truthfully as ANAL QLAN your occupation is not ACTUARIAL CLIMAX PR0STITUTE as the only thing you are is a PHYSICAL LITERALLY "SHITEATER SHIT EATER".

PERVERTED VERBAL ENLIGHTENMENT

REALISM.77
A (FUCKING) SMILER .77
FECES FACES E.77
I WASTE.MATTER.77
AH D00 EAT FECES.77

R.U.L.E.S.

THANK Y0U.SMELL ASS.100
THANKS A BUNCH.122
EAT FECES ASSH0LE.122
THANK Y0U SIR.STRADDLE PENIS.146
FEELING GRATEFUL.148
EAT P00P PEDOPHILE.148
EAT P00P PISS DICK.148

NEWS EVENT

T HANKS.Y0U TUBE.167

AMAZ0N RELAX RIMJ0B.H0CKEY.167
CHAMPLAIN(E)T0WERS.167

ASSH0LE. DINNER YACHT.SLEEP.121
RELAX 666 TEEM.121
GREEK.BALLS. P00 DATE.46
GREEK YACHT ASSH0LE.167

I'M THANKFUL F0R Y0U.185
SHIT STINKS UP.185
BL0WING KISSES T0 Y0U165
EAT URINE SHIT T0ILET..165
THANKS A MILLI0N.143
F0NDNESS F0R FECES.143
THANKS A WATT.STINK A ASSH0LE.138
I'M GIVING THANKS.JUST IN REEK JU.163
THANK Y0U THANK Y0U.200 FAG DAY RES0RTS W0RLD.200

by .MANDATORY SHITEATER July 23, 2022

thank you ma'am

When you drive fast over a small hill in the road giving the feeling of 0G for a moment.

"Step on it, we can do a thank you ma'am here."

by Dirty760 July 24, 2021

Thank You Pretty Pretty Much

If you want to thank someone sarcastically while nodding your head
Sunglasses required

"Who's Joe?"
"Joe Mama!"
"Thank you pretty pretty much"

by TrinicalLL September 24, 2019

dirty thank you

Accidentally crop-dusting an unsuspecting member of the public or waiter who you are thanking for something

When my bill came at the restaurant, I accidentally dirty thank you’ed the waiter

by Bubbleback December 28, 2023

thanks for today

“Thanks for today” or “thank you for today,” followed by offering a handshake means you have been dismissed. Commonly used in the UK construction industry where many are self-employed, umbrella PAYE, or agency & little notice is needed.

Thanks for today is brutal, passive aggressive & means you’ve probably been binned on your first day. Most UK agencies force a contractor to keep the subby for a full shift, so the end of the day is usually the earliest they can bin you. You will be lucky if you are given any feedback directly. If they give feedback to the agency, the agency won’t tell you but you won’t get any more work from them (blacklisting).

Shit managers & supervisors insult & get you doing demeaning tasks if they decide they don’t like you, hoping you walk & they won’t have to pay a full day (never walk!).

If they go thru a lot of agency workers, one of the subbies (with kids to feed) who works like he is on price (but for day rate to avoid the sack) will usually take you to one side & warn you early. If they’re wankers they won’t tell you until after.

If you’re working on a large job, lads will be sucking up, criticising, lying to the manager & bringing up their kids they don’t see within 30 minutes of starting. This is to milk the contract & so if labour has to be reduced, it will be you and not them. Be wary of anyone offering to share tools.

Pissed off, sacked agency workers sometimes discreetly damage work somebody else did in revenge, before they go

“Thanks for today, Mark.” *puts out hand for a handshake while staring through you* “do you have any feedback?” “No, great job!” “I was told this job was 6 months work?” “not by me!”

by Work Smart, Not Hard December 27, 2023

San Diego thank you

When you kiss someone while on the toilet

“She was literally in the middle of shitting when she asked me to kiss her, first time I’ve ever pulled a San Diego thank you

by Crazylittlefucker April 25, 2023