An event that is so awesome that Jesus Christ would poop his pants because of the inherint awesomeness of the event.
See also: Jesus Hot, Jesus Cold, Jesus Lot, Jesus Sweet, Jesus Late, and Jesus Early
See also: Jesus Hot, Jesus Cold, Jesus Lot, Jesus Sweet, Jesus Late, and Jesus Early
The release of Fable for the Xbox was such a Jesus Sweet event that I didn't have a clean pair of pants for a month.
by not_michael October 11, 2004
Get the Jesus Sweetmug. by Migert February 3, 2005
Get the sweet cheeksmug. by weed smoker July 9, 2006
Get the sweet toothmug. when a person of the male gender ejaculates into a blender and mixes his semen with lemon juice and mocha latte powder, then blends and feeds to a partner and/or partners cat and hollers "SWEET JESUS, YOU ARE A SWEET CHUMP" and/or Bill Cosby quotes (do not leave penis in blender)
by i<3mysweetchump January 23, 2009
Get the sweet chumpmug. by Darian December 29, 2003
Get the sweet sixteenmug. adj. incredibly sweet, awesome, cool, or cetch to the point where comparability to sexual intercourse is possible.
A Hoss is usually this.
A Hoss is usually this.
by Col. Hans Landa August 3, 2011
Get the sweet as fuckmug. 