Surf and Turf

When you have a dick in your butt while you have your dick in a butt

Matt: You excited for the three some with Tammy?
Tom: Yes, but none of that surf and turf shit…

by SloppySam November 6, 2021

Spam Surfing

The act of a spammer on a forum going to a long-dead (and usually extremely stupid) thread, and then spamming it a lot so it becomes on the front page.

Noobs are our Friends!

Spammer: SPAM SPAM SPAM

Spammer: SPAM SPAM SPAM

Spammer: SPAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAM

Spammer: Woot Im Spam Surfing!

by Xskull July 1, 2007

Fat Surfer

A man who must ride waves of fat before he can have intercourse with an extremely obese woman.

Your daddy is a fat surfer because your mother is so fat that before your daddy can make love to her he must first slap her thighs and then ride the waves in.

by Dane Eidson January 12, 2009

Flesh Surfer

A Flesh Surfer is someone with a fetish for the 'larger' members of the opposite sex. The idea being that you have to slap a leg and catch the first wave in. Beginner Flesh Surfers should be advised to stay between the flags.

"Hey Alex, That's the 5th big'un in a row. Your a professional Flesh Surfer"

by Doc Hero March 28, 2009

slide surfing

The act of stealing trays from Mickey D's and traveling to your nearest neighborhood park and busting your ass as you fly down the slide. (Note: alcohol and/or drugs can be combined with this practice to enhance the experience)

Guy 1: Yo G lets get drunk as fuck and hit up the slides tonight.
Guy 2: Alright bro, slide surfing it is.

by The Gr8t Alexander December 27, 2008

bus surfed

Past tense verb for Bus Surfing. The act of standing in the isle way of a bus while it's moving and use your balance to keep from knocking into things like other passengers. Basically what you've been wanting to do ever since your mom made you ride the bus in elementary school.

Before the Partwii, Lauren, the cyborg, bus surfed over to Mickey D’s with his brofriend Chuck Norris and bought a McGangbang happy meal with the funds that he jacked from his sugar momma after his disco nap that afternoon. Chuck pulled out his phone from his nuthuggers and started sexting a ginger slice with a tramp stamp that he had been friendly following ever since they shared a game of Jager pong. Lauren gave Chuck the air jerk as he noticed Tanasa the grade digger that sat next to him in his art class. Lauren gave her the “let’s just be friends” nod and grabbed his happy meal. As Lauren walked outside he saw, Bruce, the designated drunk, as he started wailing teenybopper show tunes. Bruce was manstrating again and wanted his fix of Dr. Pepper and Big league chew. The night of celebrating Lauren’s nomotion had barely even started and already he was knackered.

by Micron X February 24, 2010

social surfing

When you are on a social network and you see a name, photo, video or anything with a link and leave your current page to view that person's page.

Dave-"You were on facebook for a while."
Justin- "I was social surfing. Lots of people I don't know commented on your status. Just decided to check them out."

by dancesatwill December 28, 2009