A dusty stromer is when one performs oral sex on an old woman using one long, continuous tongue stroke from the top of the anus all the way to the top of the clitoral hood & back.
Timmy met Agnes at bingo, they hit it off, went back to her nursing home and he gave her the ol' dusty stromer. Said his tongue picked up everything in a 12" radius, he's still washing his mouth out.
by Billy Shakespeare VIII June 21, 2021
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Person 2: What you talk about?
Person 1: He is putting his "valuables" right next to the hazard zone, just like David Cameron with the dead pig's mouth.
Person 3: Mount Stromboli!!!111
Person 2: What you talk about?
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Person 3: Mount Stromboli!!!111
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Girl 1: Damn girl, have you tried getting with Peyton Stromi?
Girl 2: hell nah, his girlfriend would kill me!!!
(His girl totally didn't write this)
Girl 2: hell nah, his girlfriend would kill me!!!
(His girl totally didn't write this)
by Skye❤️ November 21, 2023
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Person 2:"Amazing! I had 11 guys over and they gave me an Amtrak Stromboli!"
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