stale

Noun.
Heterosexual male.

As opposed to gay.

Dude listens to Metallica. He's totally stale, yo.

by Chrekol September 5, 2005

stalker

A girl who knows almost everything about someone she likes and REALLY wants to date. She calls him and gets scared and hangs up, then calls again and makes her friends talk to him for her, she knows his address and makes her mother drive past the house when they are in the area even if it is out of their way, and when she finally gets up the nerve to tell him that it is her...she cries when everyone finds out and goes completly beserk because she reallly did love him and still does but he doesn't seen to wanna talk to her even if it would just be to tell her that he doesn't like her like that.

I really like him!
A Lot!
I Think It Is True Love, On My Part At Least.

by Who Knows April 24, 2004

Night Stalker

1. (person) or (a group) of cocky assholes who dont know there asshole from their elbow and think that they are delta force soldiers.

2. someone who eventually gets a DUI or does drugs and gets caught, then gets sent to a regular army unit and gets a huge dose of "Reality" and ends up being a turd.

guy 1: "whos that new guy with 3000 ng hours who doesnt know shit about the helicopter? and why is he crying about how "they did it in the 160th" instead of working???"
guy2:"just another night stalker"

by VarsityMP April 2, 2011

Stalker

Your very own Personal Fan

Get out of here, Stalker.

by ThePearl January 6, 2014

friend stalker

Someone that tries to add all of your friends on your MySpace/Facebook friends after you add them on your friends list.

After I added Candace to my friends list, she added a bunch of people from my friends list, so now we have a bunch of mutual friends. She's a friend stalker.

by ChineseGoddess June 17, 2010

Staley

v.- 1. to slowly fade from social scenes and become reclusive altogether.

2. to die of a drug overdose.

in reference to layne staley, lead vocalist of grunge band alice in chains.

person 1: dude, where has joe been?
person 2: i dont know man, he staley'd.

by bella45 October 21, 2008

Stale face

the equivalent to the virtual smirk translating to:

really did he just say that?

I know he wasnt talking to me!?
That was totally stupid
Joke is now dead

VARIATIONS
-____-
(-____-)<-----

A:Green and Yellow was lil wayne's best song ever

B: (-___-)<--- stale face

by Bossxsamp February 25, 2011