Bucknell Squeeze

When a chick shits in your bed after you lose wood from a coke boner.

Dude got the bucknell squeeze at the courtyard Marriott in waupaca.

by OstgutTon69 July 21, 2023

lolly squeeze

Inserting one’s erect penis into a revolving door to stop its movement.

After my shopping spree at Bed Bath and Beyond I got my rocks off with a late afternoon Lolly Squeeze at Eaton Centre.

by Blake791 October 23, 2023

Dweeb Squeeze

used as a noun, It's a negative connotation towards a person, place, or thing. It means a wimpy puss clot.

Kendall Don't be such a Dweeb Squeeze, we are going to do it.

by fun fact September 30, 2011

Squeeze

This involves putting your arms around your significant other and applying pressure because they are so cute and pretty. It is a feeling that comes naturally and is the best thing ever.

I just want to give you a big squeeze!
You’re looking too squeezey today

by MrSpando November 29, 2021

Squeezing The Shooter

A term used to define Jacking Off, can be heard as Choking the Chicken, Piping the Peter, or Wanking. There are countless other names for this definition.

Andrew: yea so my parents walked in while I was making the bald man cry
Allen: oh they caught you Squeezing the Shooter LmO

by ScopeSnipe01 June 14, 2020

Squeezing an edloaf

While taking a dump, having to clinch up your butt, breaking or “squeezing” your doodie log off, in order to end your poop before you are actually finished. (Usually resulting in excessive wiping and dingleberries.)

I’m squeezing an edloaf, if I’m going to catch the bus. No leisurely pooping for this cowboy today!

by Cap’n Cuntch February 22, 2020

squeezing a man balls

So i realy enjoy hearing the satifying sound of balls being popped . You should grab a man's jewels as hard as you can and squeeze until you hear a pop then and continue for a little bit. if they aren't screaming you did it wrong. you can add something to bust his balls well. Like my friend always told me if a man annoys you kick them in between there legs where it hurts. It also hurts there dick so if you want to be cruel pull very hard on it till it looks like it will pull off.

squeezing a man balls
nerd*bumps into me*
girl*knees him in the nuts then grabs boys balls very hard and squeezes*
boy*screaming in pian *
girl* smiling and whistles to her dog then squeezes harder till boy startes shouting*
boy*crying and screaming and whining*
girl*kicks him it the balls twice the lets the boy fall down and stomp on his nuts till he cry's
girl*allows dog to finish him off by biting at it
girl*laughs *don't bump into me next time,take the pain like a man
boy*dies*

by jink234 September 7, 2023