spray-tan dump

When you ask your girlfriend who has cheated on you with 4 or 5 guys, and has admitted to eating two of her ex's assholes, to have anal sex, and you stand on the bed and piss on her, dump her, and taze her with a 1,000,000 volt from cabela's in the back, pre-emptively, and file a restraining order against her.

I spray-tan dumped Kimberly last night because I found out from one of the guys on the baseball team that she did a tug-brothers with Nick and Paulie.

by thechri5 March 1, 2019

Spray tan

When a Caucasian hangs around so much people of African descent that they start acting like them

Dude Caleb’s been acting really weird lately

Yeah he got new friends and got spray tanned

by Repur505 December 24, 2023

spray taint

When take a shit so hard the water sprays your taint

Dude my shit was so big I gotta a spray taint!

by Bjs in a box May 25, 2018

spray cheese

the cheese that you spray

dude 1: yo dude! maddie gave some spray cheese earlier

dude 2: dude! that's the best gift.

by easy quasy cheesu UwU September 16, 2018

Ocean spray

When you purposefully cum in a woman’s eye

“She was so hot and bothered that she begged me for that ocean spray”

by Mfgdsob June 17, 2022

Glade Spray

The thing that you use to kill a cockroach with when the bug swatter is too far away.

or

The thing that you use when you took a big shit.

Me: FUCKING GET THE FLY SWATTER!
Sister: IT'S TOO FAR!
Me: PASS ME THE GLADE SPRAY!
Sister: *passes holy savior*
Me: FUCKING DIE, BITCH!
Cockroach: *Crawls under the couch*
Me: FUCKING HELL!

by i'm-bored.-don't-judge-me June 6, 2019

slut spray

A cheep perfume or deoderant

That bitch stinks of slut spray!

by ThatAwkwardGeeza July 23, 2017