Spooning

When you're smoking a joint and half is lit but the other half goes off and looks like a spoon. Can be triggered by smoking in windy places

Hey Chris would you pass me a lighter? my joint is spooning again!

by spooningsabitch November 4, 2010

Spooning

According to certain misguided people:

1.) the very odd, and hopefully nonexistent act of "spooning" the cum out of a girl's vagina. Inserting a spoon in the lady garden of your significant other to extract the cum from her body.

2.) A Metaphor for the act of fornication, in which the word "Spooning" is synonymous with sex.

for definition 2.)

"So...lets think of it as a dinner table. If sex were anything like this, than the bed would be the table itself, the two people on the bed would be the plates, and then the actual acts they're performing would be the spooning"

by Grandmaster Cookie December 16, 2011

shooting

SHooting is where 2 niggaz and a bitch on my bus start crackin jokes

Lenerd:Look it fat boy greg
Greg:oh no we arnt shooting
Kalya the bitch:that why u was born in a dumpster
Me: what the fuck are u talking about bitch

by midnite3334 May 21, 2007

Ping Spoofing

Ping Spoofing can be a bannable act

Whay are you Ping Spoofing nigga

Cuz i cAn niggA

by Ya Chan November 18, 2018

spooning

Like forking, except with a different untensil.

"Hey, sexy, wanna do some forking tonight?"
"No, I think I'd rather do some spooning."

by xblondexsyndromex August 19, 2006

Spooning

To rub a spoon on somebody, Or to hit them with a Spoon.

"Shane stole a bunch of Plastic spoons from Ben & Jerry's so we had a Spooning party on the couch!"

by Bigbumpen15 October 27, 2009

shooting the shit

Talking the talk, much like chatting but more manly. The shit being the gossip.

We were just shooting the shit in Starbucks and he pulled out his gatt.

by Badboy October 30, 2003