splish splash

you were takin' a bath.

craig: "splish splash"

you: "nice"

by kigo August 5, 2022

Radnor Splash

When a large amount of semen splashes over a woman’s face.

last night was the best Radnor Splash ever!

by Bit of a Fred May 24, 2023

splash rat

Is a little bitch with a shower not a grower and harasses little asain boys while they are naked

Splash Rat fucked my little asian brother what a freek

by pothedragonwarrior February 19, 2018

Splash Mountain

When the shit in the porta potty becomes a mountain and the water splashes your ass

Dude I just got a splash mountain in the porta potty

by Construction workers May 1, 2020

Gatorade Splash

when a girl pours gatorade in her vagina; someone jumping into a pool of gatorade

I hit my coach with a gatorade splash

by Splash Crew November 3, 2021

splash one

To defecate, have a bowel movement, in a body of water from above, usu. a toilet.

Excuse me, I need to "splash one".

by nashntth April 2, 2008

No Splash No Gash

The frightening war cry of the common Toilet Tyrone or similar toilet-based salesperson commonly found in dingy nightclubs in an, often vain attempt to engulf you in a cloud of Joop, CK One or Davidoff Cool Water in exchange for whatever you can find in your back pocket (pennys, washers, lint etc)

Toilet salesman: "No Splash No Gash!"
Clueless toilet patron: "U wot m8?"
Toilet salesman: *unleashes cloud of musk* "U pay now"
Clueless toilet patron: "Please stop..."

by Bigby89 September 7, 2020