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Egg spritzer

Just another slang for a woman squirting
Last night Candice surprised me with an egg spritzer, so I had to sleep on a bare mattress
by anonymous September 14, 2020
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Biscuit Spitters

Hobbit type folk with sandals and hairy toes that qualify for the automotive Motability scheme. They can be found frequenting car showrooms to feast and gorge on the free condiments reserved for patrons.
Upon a qualified specialist approaching they proceed to spit biscuit crumbs all over the suited executive whilst swearing about how they dislike gay people.
Fuck me Dan, have the Shire folk been in? Ya look like the biscuit spitters have been whinging with a gob full!!
by Dan Das Welt Man September 15, 2020
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Biscuit Spitters

Hobbit type folk with sandals and hairy toes that qualify for the automotive Motability scheme. They can be found frequenting car showrooms to feast and gorge on the free condiments reserved for patrons.
Upon a qualified specialist approaching they proceed to spit biscuit crumbs all over the suited executive whilst swearing about how they dislike gay people.
Fuck me Dan, have the Shire folk been in? Ya look like the biscuit spitters have been whinging with a gob full!!
by Dan Das Welt Man September 15, 2020
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Biscuit Spitters

Hobbit type folk with sandals and hairy toes that qualify for the automotive Motability scheme. They can be found frequenting car showrooms to feast and gorge on the free condiments reserved for patrons.
Upon a qualified specialist approaching they proceed to spit biscuit crumbs all over the suited executive whilst swearing about how they dislike gay people.
Fuck me Dan, have the biscuit spitters been in?

You look like the Shire folks have been crumbling the bourbons again.
by Dan Das Welt Man September 23, 2020
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Honolulu Spritzer

The little known but popular Honolulu spritzer is a water sport. When your on the back of a boat and you get smacked by some water and your girl shakes her hair like a dog and the sprinkles hit you making you tickle some kine a way.
Did you hear? Jerry got a Honolulu spritzer and there getting hitched.
by Smatar January 23, 2021
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Lavender Spitter

A person that sleeps all of the time.
Look at that lavender spitter, he’s sleeping again.
by Bigsexygreek22 November 16, 2021
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pepperman skitzer

The one and only pepper man skitzer, the older brother to oliver zach darkin and freya darkin . pskitzer can conquer any world , dimension or galaxy in existence . he is the one and only man who could do such a thing…
oliver “is that pepperman skitzer
rylee “OMG it is”

pepperman skitzer “ello chaps”
by ASBSJABWIABAISBJA December 7, 2021
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