Bigfoot Spank Muffin

The illegitimate female love child conceived between Bigfoot and the Spankmeister.

Not hard to believe that scarey hairy ho came from Bighoof an the Spanky... She is definitely a Bigfoot Spank Muffin.

by RocketMan66 August 22, 2011

Man Talk (Spank)

The words uttered before spanking a woman's arse in order to make the action seem more respectable. This is a reference to the film "Goldfinger".

MAN TALK (Spank)

by Mr Chunder-Monkey June 8, 2010

Spank out a batch

The act of pleasuring oneself to climax in order to release seminal fluid.

"I'm gonna sit here and spank out a batch/when Scooter and the Big Man bust this city in half"

- Bruce Springsteen, Tenth Avenue Freeze Out

by batchspanker411 August 11, 2013

spank my hand

Give me a high five

Great job, man! Spank my hand!

by Tcube July 28, 2017

Dank spunk spank

The art of smoking marijuana while ejaculating on a male's/female's ass, shortly before giving them a hard spank. In doing so, it will make a loud, wet, slapping noise.

Fuck boy: "Yo, I gave Brandi the best dank spunk spank last night!"

by Brandi_Inari November 13, 2016

I'm phoning Spank!

Where something crazy or completely unexpected happens and you need to phone your cousin Spank as a result to make him aware of the situation.

Just found out my cousin aka Cyber Dog63 made it into a Warzone Deathchat compilation on youtube; i'm phoning spank!

by Jack Spank9049 February 26, 2021

Spanking it up to a ton

Spanking it up to a ton is a variation of nursing a semi.

This porn is going no where, I've been spanking it up to a ton for ages now.

by matt_dude23 December 19, 2011