Man Talk (Spank)

The words uttered before spanking a woman's arse in order to make the action seem more respectable. This is a reference to the film "Goldfinger".
by Mr Chunder-Monkey June 04, 2010
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Bigfoot Spank Muffin

The illegitimate female love child conceived between Bigfoot and the Spankmeister.
Not hard to believe that scarey hairy ho came from Bighoof an the Spanky... She is definitely a Bigfoot Spank Muffin.
by RocketMan66 August 18, 2011
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I'm phoning Spank!

Where something crazy or completely unexpected happens and you need to phone your cousin Spank as a result to make him aware of the situation.
Just found out my cousin aka Cyber Dog63 made it into a Warzone Deathchat compilation on youtube; i'm phoning spank!
by Jack Spank9049 February 27, 2021
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Spank out a batch

The act of pleasuring oneself to climax in order to release seminal fluid.
"I'm gonna sit here and spank out a batch/when Scooter and the Big Man bust this city in half"

- Bruce Springsteen, Tenth Avenue Freeze Out
by batchspanker411 July 08, 2013
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Dank spunk spank

The art of smoking marijuana while ejaculating on a male's/female's ass, shortly before giving them a hard spank. In doing so, it will make a loud, wet, slapping noise.
Fuck boy: "Yo, I gave Brandi the best dank spunk spank last night!"
by Brandi_Inari November 13, 2016
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Swiss Spank Account

A folder or place on your computer where one would store pictures used for the sole purpose of spanking it to.
I got some nude pics from this chick I was skyping, so I immediately deposited them into my Swiss Spank Account.
by Flint Flossy June 11, 2013
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