The other day I wanted to murder Kelly for eating my bagel, but I had soft rage so I settled with pulling a strand of her hair out and blaming it on the dog
by Big Booty Bitch💖 August 16, 2019
soft nut occurs when a person is flaccid and expierences ejaculation caused by someone, something, or some word.
by enzotwocov September 28, 2009
Something that is had between two people who constantly talk about each other and platonically flirt.
by TheRealDaquan December 22, 2016
a jewish person that is not inherently religious; they probably don’t follow all the rules of the jewish faith, but still call themselves jewish.
by yeetumskeetum April 10, 2018
Often performaned with the aid of mounted handles, the male gets into a standing or elevated faetal position creating a 'V' by bringing his knees into his chest. A second person will then pull down on the man's erect penis to mimic a soft serve ice cream machine. As this is done a loose or soft stool is produced onto a a third party waiting below.
I had chilli for lunch yesterday so when Karen came over I had her Soft-Serve me into Karl's open mouth
by Soul_Doubt January 12, 2019