Hog Soccer

Slapping around a female with an above average circumference for fun or competition.

John drank too many Irish Car Bomb’s and started playing hog soccer at work.

by milfhunter37 March 28, 2003

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Football=Soccer

A white ball with black spots. The balls are exactly the same. It's football and it's soccer.

Random person 1: I love football!

Random person 2: That's soccer not football!
Rational person: Dude Football=Soccer calm your tits

by TRLSG March 15, 2015

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The game of soccer, played using the standard rules, but only when Latin or European immigrants are participating. Brought on by the unusally large number of deaths resulting from riots at "futbol" games in these countries.

Nick: I was driving past the fields and a bunch of Mexicans were playing a game of switchblade soccer. I got out of there as fast as I could!

Matt: Dude, that was a close one!

by Nat Light July 24, 2007

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soccer douche

One who thinks he is better than everybody at soccer, not knowing that soccer should not be considered a sport. Also a person who gets excited every time he sees a soccer ball in his area.

Person 1-"Dude, I bet you i can kick a soccer ball over them mountains"

Person 2-"Dude, you are such a soccer douche"

by P-reston August 19, 2006

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