Penis snuggling

When your girlfriend snuggles up to you with the sole purpose of fondling your penis.

Man says"Mickey what are you doing I'm trying to go to sleep" as his girlfriend snuggles up to him and gives him a reach around. Girlfriend says "I'm penis snuggling babe trying to get lucky."

by Mickey Roonie October 26, 2011

Smuggle-fuckel

To steal coconuts from Mexico and bring them into another country.

(Misheard someone saying something else about the subject and this is the word that was heard. We thought it was a great word, try saying it out loud).

I totally pulled a Smuggle-fuckel

by dreakay April 5, 2008

smuggling a smurf

to have a small penis and can't get laid therefore the blue coloration of the penis and testicles

My friend is smuggling a smurf, maybe that's why he doesn't get any play from the ladies.

by ichithekiller February 8, 2010

Shnuggets

Another word for crap .
The way a religious individual says crap or shit without disrespecting their beliefs.

Can also be used to substitue : fuck,damn etc.

"HOLY SHNUGGETS. Those boobies are big ."

by VINNYDEO October 5, 2009

pog smuggling

The act of engaging in a practice that makes little or no sense.

Tom did something that was almost as silly as pog smuggling.

by Pog October 26, 2003

tunnel smuggler

one who enjoys DP with a foreign object.

"I didn't realize your Mom was a tunnel smuggler until she stuck a zucchini into her fat rabbit alongside my giant member whilst i was banging her on your bunk bed, bitch.

by theswan August 24, 2007

tot-smuggler

One who surreptitiously fondles another's testicles while they are sleeping.

Huh?! Dude, get your hands off me you tot-smuggler!

by Yayahooray August 12, 2008