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Cock Snot 

Verb - Cock Snot: When a male or She-male (anyone with the ability to jizz themselves) sneezes to the extent that they literally blow a load into their pants, causing a regretful, nasty mess equal to that of a shart.

Present - Cock Snotting
Past - Cock Snotted
Future - Cock Snot
Kaine: Jesus Christ Logan did you hear what happened to Kevin in class today?
Logan: No...?
Kaine: That poor bastard cock snotted himself...
Logan: I'm so sorry to hear that.
Cock Snot by Fucking Ian. March 1, 2014
Related Words

hub snot 

The snow and ice that accumulates in the wheel wells of your car in the winter.
I need to kick the hub snot off my car before I drive home. Wow, the hub snot is so thick I can't turn my wheels properly.
hub snot by totallyfryed June 27, 2016

Gash Snot 

The mucusy build up of a greeny substance on the labia due to a horrendous infection, usually caused by a guy named Dimitri.
Dimitri proceeded to have sexual relations with Dillon knowing full well he would infect her with a "gash snot" infection.
Gash Snot by Forest Mouse March 7, 2017

taco snot 

This is the gooey discharge of a vagina.
Man, dat bitch had a lot of taco snot goin on.
taco snot by Heavey G July 27, 2017

Unicorn snot 

When your mans put glitter on his tongue and gives you a rimjob. Think finger painting but with your toungue. Then that bish eats your ass like Christmas dinner until you wiggle your asshairs against his nose, making him sneeze the glitter right back into the poopchute.
Im getting my life together, so I got some unicorn snot :)))
Unicorn snot by Jotasof September 19, 2017

Cow Snot 

Adam: "Did you hear about that weed farm burning down"

Derrick: " Yeah those guys are gonna be high as cow snot"
Cow Snot by XxSmithxX October 27, 2017