smart car

A great car little car that not only is extremely fuel efficient, but is also fun to drive.

I bought a Smart Car, and I spend so little money on gas it's amazing.
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That other person who defined Smart Car is just bitter because he pays about 100$ at the pump for his overkill SUV or pickup truck.

by Lorekel September 25, 2005

Street Smart

A phrase dumb people use whenever they want to use the word "smart" to describe themselves.

Dave- Hey, have you read this book?
Mark- Naw man i'm street smart naw book smart.
Dave- You're a fucking dumbass

by sirius911 October 1, 2009

smart ass white boy

Any White male who thinks because he is a White male it makes him the super qualified, go-to authority on all subjects even if it is a subject he knows nothing about.

Rush Limbaugh says if Black teens would only stop listening to that damn rap and pull up their pants they would almost be as good as him. What a smart ass White boy!

by zebop May 31, 2014

Smarmy

Slimy, creepy, greasy and generally up to no good. A Male who has too much product in his hair, his cologne is way too strong, his clothing style is decade behind and he thinks he is charming.

The taxi driver looked smarmy!

by Breezeebear April 28, 2015

sharty

It is the combination of a shart and shawty. A shart is a type of bodily function where a human shits (defecation) and farts at the same time. It is an aggressive but somewhat relieving feeling for humans that are constipated. A shawty is a bad bitch. Therefore, a sharty is a bad bitch with serious tummy issues.

Hey sharty, you're a feral rat. I like that.

by badbitchmommy October 19, 2022

smartasstical

Yeah so if you have a sense of humor thats like sarcastic and you like bein a smartass you probably have this smartasstical sense of humor most people don't get. THe bitches.

Those dumb kids don't understand mah smartasstical sense of humor.

by J April 20, 2004

Smart-blind

unable to distinguish smart people from dumb ones, as in a person exhibiting the Dunning-Kruger effect. Smart-blind people tend to fall for conspiracy theories, think crystals can heal you, and believe astrology is for real. They will contradict experts in blog comments on topics they know nothing about.

Look what this smart-blind tool just wrote in the comments on Bad Astronomy! He doesn't think Phil Plait can identify Jupiter in a video shot by a TV camera in New York City.

Oh, look, a follow up. He's never even been to a big city before.

by beachton October 21, 2010