smacked by the Gods

When you are so turnt, beyond faded- to the point you are "smacked by the gods." Mostly referring to mary jane, but can be used when drinking as well.

after a long night of smoking and drinking:
"Man, I'm so faded, I am smacked by the Gods."

by L SIZZLE August 2, 2015

big smack

it basically means that your an idiot and very annoying

go away you big smack

by ryan hodgson August 26, 2021

twizzle smacked

the piont of being so shit faced drunk and/or high that you have no rememberance of any events of the night.

damn i was so twizzle smacked last night.

by girlgonewild4444 November 7, 2009

Smack Cum

When your fucking a girl, and you urgently pull out and cum on your hand, and smack the shit out of her while yelling “SMACK CAM”

Person 1: did you end up doing anything with that girl last night

Person 2: yeah I tried the Smack Cum on her... I don’t think we are gonna go on another date

by Minoritiesdontdeserverights420 September 4, 2019

Smack List

A list that a person keeps consisting of names of people that the owner would like to smack. Typically people found on a smack list are annoying to the extreme.

Having a smack list is a good method of anger management because it allows people to show their anger towards another person without resorting to breaking things.

annoying451: hey waz up
screenname23: Oh not much. How are you?
annoying451: lol u so funny
screenname23: Uhh...okay
annoying451: lol so i wuz lyke totally @ da mall
screenname23: What? I can't understand your incoherent typing!
annoying451: lol y u so silly lol
screenname23: This is really annoying
annoying451: lol ya so neway...
screenname23: You just got added to the smack list.

by tmastaslice December 3, 2009

Smack Tower

Smack tower is the place (likely council flats) where you know there's hella drugs.

"Greezo" geez those flats look banged up.
"Deano" yeah it's probs a smack tower.

by ReesesBeefus April 25, 2019

smack juice

The black sticky liquid that covers all walls, floors and bars. Made from a mixture of sweat drips, vodbulls and spit. It sticks to clothes, shoes and if you fall over it makes getting back up hard. Thought it is greatly hated many would miss it if it were to be removed

i fell over in smack and got covered in smack juice. It ruined my high waisted white jeans

by LanguageSudent October 7, 2015