Slobbering ooze

That last one of your friends who's hopelessly devoted to sharing why they believe your in the wrong about life choices and financial considerations absolutely ignorant about weapons and designer dress, maybe you if you're interested in my 3cr13 blade too closely, herpes-aides-gangrene-rabis-meth-covid 19-flu

You better not force me to undergo anymore w.m.d. attacks in the form of a gelled stilletto knife, if you're going to try telling me my knife is a weapon you can be the slobbering ooze on slanderous assault charges and drool everywhere after COVID 19 where's it's genetic structure is like to see that it is in fact just another rock

by Cody5050 December 23, 2021

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Slobbanma

A unknown but anti-biotic-resistant disease, Slubbonma has known to be spread through two types of conversation verbal conservations and virtual conversations, The origin of this sickness is unknown but, one of the many theories of Slobbanma's creation is that it is a mixed strain of the deadly viruses, Sugma and Ligma, The Slubbonma itself is not a virus rather then a concept of a sickness combined with a un-popular meme.

Slobbanma-Infected Individual- Hey, dude bad news i got Slobbanma.
Healthy Individual uninformed about Slobbanma- What the hell is Slobbanma?
Slobanma-Infected Individual having the other victimized in their trap- Slubbonma Balls, jackass.

Slobbanma-Infected Individual- Hey,dude bad news i got Slobbanma.
Healthy-Infect Individual aware of Slobbanma- For God's Sake, Dave, you need to get a hobby because your lazy-ass does nothing but make Slobbanma Jokes all goddamn day.
Slobbanma-Infected Individual- Jesus Christ, Alright i will, But Slobbanma Balls still.
Healthy-Individual- Oh god.

by I hate this Definition. December 23, 2021

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Slob N Bob

One of the main events at the Sexlympics, two bob sleds both carrying a male and female in them race to the finish line, however there is a catch, the female is from the opposing team, if she makes the male bust from oral sex before the other one does , the male’s team loses. Whoever gets to the finish line without busting wins.

“Hey man did you catch the Slob N Bob event last night?”

by Muddypal69 February 14, 2022

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Slob on my knob

a song made by three3 six6 mafia

Slob on my knob like corn on the cob
Check in with me, and do your job
Lay on the bed, and give me head
Don't have to ask, don't have to beg
Juicy is my name, sex is my game
Let's call the boys, let's run a train
Squeeze on my nuts, lick on my butt
The natural curly hair, please, don't touch
First find a mate, second find a place
Third find a bag, to hide the ho face
Real name Rover, I said bend over
I started to knock, then came the odor
Smelled like mush, should've had a woosh
Told her to stop and take a douche
While she did that, I didn't want the cat
So I bounced out and never came back

Suck a nigga dick or something
Suck a nigga dick or something
Suck a nigga dick or something
Suck a nigga dick or something

by gofvckyourself March 5, 2022

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Slobbergasted

when you are absolutely booted (high on marijuana) after taking at least 47 dabs

“man I was absolutely slobbergasted last night after fucking a gorgeous heifer in my Ford F-150 and taking 53 dabs”

by anonymous April 1, 2022

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Slobbernut

There's two ways to define "Slobbernut"
The first is a normal insult, as a way to call someone messy or, tends too drool more than they should.

The second term is a saying is for the wrestling in bed, it's a sloppy blow, or a slippery suck, a very wet blowjob.

Person one - Bro clean up your room you slobbernut
Person two - I'm sorry but I can't help drooling all over my stuff

Person one - hey did you see how wet Johns pant's were yesterday
Person two - yeah that chick gave a real slobbernut

by TeePeeWeeJay May 4, 2022

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