slippery little moose cactus

A term meant for hedgehogs or percupines. Small moose covered in spikes. Like a cactus.

Look at that slippery little moose cactus over there. He’s finna prick someone in the ass.

by Jackassmuthafucka03 November 2, 2017

slippery twat brownie

When an overly tan girl is wearing a skirt and no panties, slips and falls on an icy deck and gets her labia stuck on it. Like a tongue to a flagpole in the winter.

You should have seen Gina when she came out of the tanning salon that b**** slipped and fell and got a slippery twat brownie

by Des and Kirstie May 3, 2018

slippery slug

The act of pouring slime (or another sticky substance) on your partner during sex.

Night Sky: Hey Sky!
Sky: Night Sky!
Why are you here?
Night Sky: I just wanted to tell you that I did a slippery slug last night.
Sky: No wonder you're my brother!
(vomits)

by Blues and Dumbness May 11, 2019

Slippery Johnny

A Slippery Johnyy is the act of a sexual partner filling their mouth with your urine and then proceeding to give you a blow job. Once you have blown your load, the extra liquid injection causes an explosion of flavor to burst from their mouth.

Person 1: I heard you hooked up with Tiffany, I heard she was a freak!

Person 2: She really is, she is so freaky, she gave me a Slippery Johnny.

by Greg fipher December 31, 2023

Slippery sally

A “Slippery Sally” is when your at a party and, a woman instead of a man, slips a roofie into your drink.

I pulled a Slippery Sally and put a roofie into this man’s drink.

by I-want-to-die123 March 8, 2022

Slippery slam slut

The slippery slam slut is the female who knowingly portrayed herself as the loving caring devoted woman of your dreams, when she has her magic slut dust blinding you she is sneaking and sleeping around with the local swine slammer.

Wow Gail i never ever thought that you would be caught with a swine slammer like Corey, you're sneaky cheating game was so good I never thought you would cheat on me;which makes you the slippery slam slut

by Longfat Cock4datass February 18, 2022

Slippery Slapper

The proccess of slapping one's penis on another person's body after dousing them in urine.

friend: "Did you hear wendy's into Slippery Slappers?"
other friend: "Wow I didn't know she was that kinky!"

by zoom-uwu April 15, 2020