a talentless 12 year old that got famous from making bad musical.lys and trying way too hard. all the nine year old girls love him, for some reason.
nine year old girl: omG!!! JACob saRTORIUS IS sO HAWT!13!!!2!7!1!!
other ppersonn: wtf he's twelve? and he doesn't even do anything?
other ppersonn: wtf he's twelve? and he doesn't even do anything?
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Told Jim I dropped the Sartre this morning.. I was dropping the Cosby kids off at the pool and I thought I was gonna get a prolapse for a second, but when I checked the toilet, there was nothing there.
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of or pertaining to tailors and they're trade.
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Get the Jacob Sartorius mug.An incredible hunk of a man. He slays women 24/7 with his gargantuan wanger while woman swoon over his 30" biceps. He frequently performs Norwegian Caterpillars and Hot Pockets in order to satisfy his taste.
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A 14 year old boy known for his Musical.ly's, and his songs: Sweatshirt, Hit or Miss, and, All my friends.
A 14 year old boy known for his Musical.ly's, and his songs: Sweatshirt, Hit or Miss, and, All my friends.
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