sHiTs WeAk

It means your shit is weak to the person you saying it to.

Say with a high pitched voice.

If someones shit is weak then you say sHiTs WeAk in a high pitced voice

by Karl Mahlandt August 14, 2007

Shits-en'-Gits

To exhibit Hunion or Husspowa

To accelerate very fast.

"My truck shits-en-gits"

"After the cops come you better shit-en-git"

by Casey O'Hara November 27, 2004

Shitscott

(Interjection) Used when making a mistake while playing in a sports game

After the volleyball was hit out of bounds, the player yelled "Shitscott!"

by AJ May 7, 2005

shats weak

a school appropriate way of saying, shit is weak like on grandmas boy, usually used sarcasticlly

track coach: how far did you throw the shotput today?
karl: 45 feet
me: shats weak!

by cameron cowger March 16, 2008

P.F. Chain's Asian Shitsho

Slang term for the popular chain of Asian fusion cuisine.

I went to visit my parents in the suburbs last weekend and the only decent restaurant was P.F. Chain's Asian Shitsho. I had the lettuce wraps and dan dan noodles with a spicy pomegranate sauce.

by Diedrich von Octuberstein August 15, 2008

Shatsturbating

The act of pooping, whilst, simultaneously, masturbating. This act is best accomplished on a toilet, or toilet-esque surface.

"I ate a lot of beans, and then I shatsturbated!"

Larry: "Wow, Turner, what's that smell coming from the bathroom? It smells of quando and poopy."
Turner: "Don't blame a brothah for shatsturbating. It's natchrill."

by Jason Brown Bear January 13, 2008

Soy Shits

Organic chocolate covered soy nuts.

Cody; I'm so high dude.
Gabi; Lets go look in the fridge.
Cody; Oh my god! What are these?! SOY SHITS?!
Gabi; Yeah! SOY SHITS!

by Dr. G PhD May 20, 2008